Only six months old, this tumblr blog stands out in the celebrity blog zeitgeist. Suris burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue. Suri s burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue ivy suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz and beyonces daughter, blue ivy, a rival. Suris burn book and the good business of celebrity children. We would like to show you a description here but the site wont allow us.
I hereby dedicate todays funny to my friend kristin, who is extremely dedicated to suri s burn book. There are some afflecks and joliepitts on the chopping block, but whos a winner according to this tiny diva. I think of suris burn book a lot because it seems so prescient now, with the hindsight of time. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart. Hagans suri is a pampered, haughty, and razorsharp wit who revels in dishing out fashion critiques to her fellow celebrity offspring. Currently reading writer behind suri s burn book blog publishes book. Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. The satirical celebfashion blog, wherein writer allie hagan took on the persona of suri cruise and offered joan riversstyle commentary on her child contemporaries, was mean but no meaner than the culture it mocked. Its suri cruises aka tomkittens blog, called suris burn book.
Around the time they were born it kinda lost its charm for me but i still cant help but laugh at north west the person. They may not be familiar with my blog, suris burn book, which is a satirical news site about celebrity families told from the judgmental perspective of suri cruise. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now been released as a book. Suri cruise is our new favourite blogger fashion the. Suri s burn book imagines kate and toms daughter taking down hollywoods most papped celebrity offspring. Im off to key westlooking forward to eating lots of key lime pie, listening exclusively to jimmy buffet and kenny chesney, and doing everything the nyts 36 hours article tells me to do. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog. Suri s snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are.
The blog s only been around for a year, and has amassed a. Writer behind suri s burn book blog publishes book home. Unfortunately katie holmes made the guest list, so suri keeps her adoring fans informed of whos hot and whos not at haute couture noel 2012. Read suri s burn book welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart by allie hagan available from rakuten kobo. Written in the fictional voice of tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughter suri, the burn book is dedicated to the people who disappoint her. Allie hagans hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint. Allie hagan, fictionally writing as suri cruise daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, judges other celebrities in their children from a hilarious perspective.
I was trolling the internet today while mom was at work and i came across the most fabulous website ever except for mine, of course. I updated the suri s burn book homage twitter that i started last holiday season. It had all started off so well staying up late in new york with her mother to enjoy pizza and ice cream. She is hilarious her blog is the one website on the internet where ive read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing. The blog spoofs the celebritychild voice of suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes. James devaneywireimage the blog has generated a lot of attention, as well as a book deal for hagan, who works fulltime as a d. Sep 28, 2012 suris burn book is now an actual book. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. The sixyearold is painted as sharpwitted and styleobsessed in the blog by allie hagan.
The blog constantly jokes about violet afflecks wardrobe, even throwing. Prior to prince george and north west being featured a lot, i love love loved this blog. The blogs only been around for a year, and has amassed a following of people who understand. Written from the viewpoint of a very opinionated suri cruise or at least a really funny lady who works at a consulting firm in dc by day and blogs by night. Suri s burn book is supposed to be a critique on tabloid celebrity culture. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri crui. Suri cruise burn book fanpage of the suri burn book a study of suri and the people who disappoint her. Scfb does not claim ownership ofany of the pictures on this blog. Suris burn book fan page based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fivey. While the burn book will always spawn some memorable parties and holidays, my favorite burn book ripoff is suris burn book a tumblr that takes celeb baby bashing to a whole new level.
The popular tumblr site was turned into a book, which was released on september 4th. Not the real suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, but the one written about in a snarky blog and now book suri s burn book. This year s installment has slightly less fashion complaint and slightly more despair at the character flaws the rest of humanity aside from kiernan shipka share. It s where your interests connect you with your people. These burns were brought to you by allie hagan, the creator of suri s burn book. Suri s burn book takes a playful jab at celebrity kids and their somewhat ridiculous outfits. Few published authors can claim to have the inside scoop on hollywoods littlest trendsetters, but allie hagan, d. Suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz and beyonces daughter, blue ivy, a rival. Pictures of suri cruise are available all over the net. And allie hagan, the woman who blogs as if she is suri cruise. Suris burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author.
Suris burn book ebook por allie hagan 9780762447503. Suris burn boo k retweeted kiernan shipka suris burn boo k. Once they are in the public domain they are available for everyone and i source the location in which i found them. New york suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz.
Nov 07, 20 while the burn book will always spawn some memorable parties and holidays, my favorite burn book ripoff is suris burn booka tumblr that takes celeb baby bashing to a whole new level. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suri s burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. Suri s snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant.
Id like to recommend suris burn book to anyone who hasnt yet seen it, but i have a niggling feeling that it might not be totally ok to enjoy this website. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart is due out sept. Suri cruises latenight ice scream tantrum as katie. There are celebribaby blogs, and then theres suri s burn book, a tumblr that finds the stylish and somewhat judgmental progeny of tom cruise and katie holmes posting pictures of her celbrikid. After all, its an adult allie hagan pretending to be suri cruise, and in that character passing cutting judgements on the appearances of. The carters filed for trademarks on the names rumi an d s. On my blog, suris burn book and in its print form, i portray suri cruise as a takenoprisoners perfectionist, like anna wintour in miniature. Allie hagan based on the blog, this clever book of snarky commentary is told from the imagined world of suri cruise. Sep 28, 2012 not the real suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, but the one written about in a snarky blog and now book suris burn book.
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